Drama
Weronika Murek
Feinweinblein. Plays

Well-crafted social and historical anecdotes, amusing and disturbing at the same time, are imbued with metaphysical angst by one of the most promising young Polish authors

Act I

Scene I

Darkness. A radio humming: someone is turning the knob, looking for the right programme. A silly tune, like in a circus or amusement park.

A child’s voice

There is one remedy against death: the leaves of the broadleaf plantain.

female voice 1

Moisten it lightly and then rub, rub.

A silly tune: a circus or amusement park.

female voice 2

It is four o’clock, the hour of pleasure.

A spritzing sound: a spray bottle or atomiser.

female voice 2

Perfumed water, present in every household back in the day.

A silly tune: a circus or amusement park.

male voice 1

We just heard Shebalin’s Sighs.

male voice 2

And now let’s return to our conversation.

male voice 1

A question that each of you has asked herself from time to time. Should a husband be buried in low boots and a woolly hat? I say: it depends on the boots and it depends on the hat.

male voice 2

If we can afford them, that would be like bowing to him, as long as the body, you know, is still in good condition, a presentable body, in an open casket. If the casket is closed then the shoes would go to waste, perhaps just for a short time and then take them off.

male voice 1

Unless we’re talking about a war hero.

male voice 2

Oh, if he fell then he’s a war hero, you’re right.

male voice 1

And in this case – with shoes.

male voice 2

In this case – with shoes always.

male voice 1

And in this case – with shoes always, anything else would be unseemly.

male voice 2

Many of our women listeners have shared their thoughts on this issue. We’ll be back after the break: Schumann’s Sighs.

A melody: “The Song of the Forests”; interrupted a few seconds in. A silly tune: a circus or amusement park.

A child’s voice

There is one remedy against death: the leaves of the broadleaf plantain.

female voice 1

Moisten it first, rub, rub.

A silly tune: a circus or amusement park.

 male voice 1

Returning to the subject of the afternoon programme, a listener from Hindenburg is asking about the appropriate way to dress close relatives and not-so-close ones for their funeral.

male voice 2

Who is close and who is not so close – that’s another question.

male voice 1

Approach the question calmly: map it all out. One circle, a round, a round, some more rings. Then count and compare who got how much. Four rings or more means they’re more distant.

male voice 2

It’s not always the father.

male voice 1

It’s not always the father, but that happens often.

A silly tune.

A female caller

I have a question: what clothes should we put on close relatives when they die and what about more distant ones?

male voice 2

Well, naturally close ones in fancy dress shoes and a fur hat, if we happen to have one.

male voice 1

If we don’t then sure we can borrow one.

male voice 2

Pop over to the neighbour’s and explain the situation.

male voice 1

You can tell him you’ll return them after a while.

A silly tune.

A child’s voice

There is one remedy against death: the leaves of the broadleaf plantain.

female voice 1

Rub, moisten and rub, rub, rub.

A silly tune.

male voice 1

With more distant relatives you needn’t be so strict.

male voice 2

Which is not to say you can do it any which way.

male voice 1

Not any which way, but you needn’t be so strict.

male voice 2

You can pull some old-fashioned outfits out of your wardrobe, items you don’t think you’re going to wear anymore.

male voice 1

A pleasant surprise, not to let anything go to waste.

male voice 2

Light but firm fabrics.

male voice 1

And we wipe empty plates with a small chunk of bread.

male voice 2

So now we know how to dress closer and more distant relatives for their funeral.

A silly tune, then white noise, as if the radio signal was lost. The lights come on.

Translated by Tul’si (Tuesday) Bhambry

Drama
Weronika Murek
Feinweinblein. Plays

Well-crafted social and historical anecdotes, amusing and disturbing at the same time, are imbued with metaphysical angst by one of the most promising young Polish authors

Publisher: Wydawnictwo Czarne, Wołowiec 2019
Translation rights: Andrew Nurnberg Associates Warsaw, anna.rucinska@nurnberg.pl

The book consists of three plays by Weronika Murek (born 1989) – the titular Feinweinblein (a nonsense word) as well as Uncles and Devastating.

Feinweinblein was awarded the Gdynia Drama Prize in 2015. The play is set in the former eastern territories of Germany that became part of Poland after World War II. A variety of voices – ordinary people remembering everyday life during the war, casual clubhouse conversations and chit-chat on the radio – paints a lopsided world in a manner that recalls the theatre of the absurd. People remember the war with nostalgia because the flowers were more fragrant back then; a staff member at the community centre dreams about a career as a cloak-room attendant in the capital; radio presenters discuss whether the deceased ought to be placed in the casket with their shoes on or not. What is the point of these strange stories? Perhaps to cover up the tragedy of a couple who, in the early days of the war, followed the German authorities’ orders and sent their mentally handicapped child away ‘to be tested’. They received a radio receiver in exchange. But Murek’s absurd stories all become the opposite of what they seem to be and end up alluding to the horrific story from which they are supposed to distract. These well-crafted social and historical anecdotes, amusing and disturbing at the same time, are imbued with metaphysical angst.

Uncles is a visionary comedy based on subversive references to the prominent dramatist and artist Stanisław Wyspiański (1869-1907). The uncles have come together for a Polish Christmas Eve dinner to reminisce about their country’s mythical interwar period and as the drama evolves they somehow come to embody its heroes. But they also lend their voices to characters that are usually overlooked in historical narratives, such as women, or a gardener. True to the Polish folk belief that animals can talk on Christmas Eve, we hear the voices of Prime Minister Paderewski’s fattened goose and of the warhorses assembled in the dining room of the country manor. While the era is usually presented in idealised and heroic terms, Murek’s grotesque representation deprives it of its pomposity and much of its glory.

The play Devastating consists of dialogues about illness. The title is a pun, as the Polish word ‘morowe’ can mean both ‘bringing death’ and ‘excellent’. Combining these two meanings Murek makes deadly diseases appear as something desirable. The characters discuss their ailments as if they were boasting about goods and achievements – careers, wealth or social standing. With this playful inversion Murek exposes the empty talk about climbing the social ladder that dominates conversations in contemporary Poland. Beyond the distorting mirror of society, however, we encounter the metaphysics of illness and death.

Magdalena Miecznicka, translated by Tul’si Bhambry

Selected samples

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Julita Deluga
Wojtek Wawszczyk, Tomasz Leśniak
121344
Anna Kańtoch
Andrzej Bobkowski
Wisława Szymborska
Zdzisław Kranodębski
Andrzej Nowak
Wiesław Myśliwski
Jarosław Jakubowski
Anna Piwkowska
Roman Honet
Miłosz Biedrzycki
Wojciech Chmielewski
Aleksandra Majdzińska
Tomasz Różycki
Maciej Hen
Jakub Nowak
Elżbieta Cherezińska
歐菈·沃丹斯卡-波欽斯卡(Ola Woldańska-Płocińska)
作者:沃伊切赫·維德瓦克(Wojciech Widłak), 插圖:亞歷珊德拉·克珊諾夫斯卡(Aleksandra Krzanowska)
文字:莫妮卡·烏特尼-斯特魯加瓦(Monika Utnik-Strugała), 概念和插圖:皮歐特·索哈(Piotr Socha)
作者:亞格涅絲卡·斯特爾馬什克(Agnieszka Stelmaszyk)
尤安娜·日斯卡(Joanna Rzyska)、阿嘉妲·杜德克(Agata Dudek)、瑪格熱妲·諾瓦克(Małgorzata Nowak) Druganoga出版社,華沙2021
艾麗莎·皮歐特夫斯卡(Eliza Piotrowska)
米科瓦伊·帕辛斯基(Mikołaj Pasiński)、瑪格熱妲·赫爾巴(Gosia Herba)
歐菈·沃丹斯卡-波欽斯卡(Ola Woldańska-Płocińska)
瑪麗安娜·奧克雷亞克(Marianna Oklejak)
拉法爾·科希克(Rafał Kosik)
亞歷珊德拉·沃丹斯卡-波欽斯卡(Aleksandra Woldańska-Płocińska)
巴托米耶·伊格納邱克(Bartłomiej Ignaciuk), 阿嘉塔·洛特-伊格納邱克(Agata Loth-Ignaciuk)
文字和插圖:皮歐特·卡爾斯基(Piotr Karski)
文字和插圖:皮歐特·卡爾斯基(Piotr Karski)
羅珊娜·延澤耶夫斯卡-弗魯貝爾 (Roksana Jędrzejewska-Wróbel)
作者:普舎米斯瓦夫·維赫特洛維奇(Przemysław Wechterowicz) 插圖:艾米莉·吉烏巴克(Emilia Dziubak)
尤斯提娜·貝納雷(Justyna Bednarek) 插圖:丹尼爾·德拉圖爾(Daniel De Latour)
尤安娜·巴托西克(Joanna Bartosik)
瑪格熱妲·斯文多夫斯卡(Małgorzata Swędrowska)、尤安娜·巴托西克(Joanna Bartosik)
Jan Kochanowski
Jarosław Marek Rymkiewicz
Olga Tokarczuk
Władysław Stanisław Reymont
An Ancient Tale
Stanisław Rembek
Elżbieta Cherezińska
Henryk Sienkiewicz
Maria Dąbrowska
Stefan Żeromski
Bronisław Wildstein
Zbigniew Herbert / Wisława Szymborska
Karol Wojtyła
Wiesław Myśliwski
Czesław Miłosz
Anna Świrszczyńska / Melchior Wańkowicz
Tadeusz Borowski / Gustaw Herling-Grudziński
Wiesław Helak
Góra Tabor
Adriana Szymańska
Paweł Rzewuski
Mariusz Staniszewski
Staniszewski_Kartel
Radek Rak
Agla
Urszula Honek
Honek
Kazimierz Orłoś
Orlos
Rafał Wojasiński
Tefil
Antonina Grzegorzewska
Grzegorzewska_drama
Józef Mackiewicz
Mackiewicz_Sprawa
Tobiasz Piątkowski, Marek Oleksicki
Piatkowski_Oleksicki_Ekspozytura
Daniel Odija
Bronisław Wildstein
Józef Mackiewicz
Mackiewicz_Droga
Józef Mackiewicz
Mackiewicz_Bunt-rojstow
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Andrzej Muszyński
Muszynski_Dom-ojcow
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Helak
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Dariusz Sośnicki
Sośnicki_Po-domu
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Orbitowski_chodz
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Malecki_SO
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Rembek
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Jakub Szamałek
Witold Szabłowski
Jacek Dukaj
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Paweł Piechnik
Andrzej Strumiłło

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